As the eldest nephew, I am appointing myself as captain of the nephews. As the "best" of the uncles and aunts, I am appointing Hero the captain of the Uncles and Aunts. If it were an LPGA event, I would have got that chocker of small bones in cohoes :) Let me know what you think Hero. It isn't any different than our challenges.
Rule 1: NO FLUFFING!!!!!!! We both have members who have been known to do this on occasion, and that's fine. But when we are playing high stakes golf, it must be legit. Hit the ball as it lies. If you don't like the result of your shot than here is the advice I give saint8 on the course: "hit a better shot!". It usually gets me a profanity but he knows I love him. The course has designated areas that are spray painted on the fairway that you can take relief from, they will be white circles around the dead spots. You may take relief from these designated areas but no nearer the hole(golf hole jan, I don't want you taking any relief in any holes).
Rule 2: Absolutely no gimmies! Everything gets putted out. It is a more accurate score as we know that sometimes people try to wheel and deal for cheap putt. We have all used this one "you're good if I'm good" When in fact if either of anyone who said that was good, they would've made the put.
Rule 3: No mulligans. Easy enough
Rule 4: Jan must play from the white tees and not the red or gold ones
Rule 5: Jeano may not have his eyes dialeted the morning of the challenge. This only went to prove that even a blind squirrel can find a nut every now and then.
Rule 6: I will wear a "clean" hat
Rule 7: Uncle Jeffy isn't allowed to say 7 novena's before he hits it. If this is the case, God may send him a message as he holds up play.
Rule 8: Saint8 can not get that guy we saw at the park who had to go in the woods to retrive his driver to play with him. One Saint8 is enough.
Rule 15: Don't let us beat you by this many holes again. I know that someone is jealous that we beat 15 holes but he will have to just fantasize.
Rule Bitches: That's right, that's what you'll be, our bitches. I finally figured out what I was missing from my game on firday. If anyone noticed I had something different on. It won't happen again. (No Hero, get your mind out of the gutter)
As per the discussion from last year, I think the nephews should golf with the nephews and the uncles with the uncles. We will divide up the nephews as we see fit. You guys will go off in between nephew groups, it's what we like to call a HERO sandwhich!!! I expect you, Hero, to call your boys out if you have to, and I will do the same if I see anything shaddy.
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i know what you mean by a hero sub but have you seen that spare tire they are all carrying thats alot of meat i dont even know if uncle jan would be able to handle that. As for the rest i have
Cpt. Plunger(jayson)
icyhot(jess) just like his game
The Bomber ovious enough
Tone Dog
and the achilles heal Matt
For Unlces:
Cpt. Sleeper (Jon)
and Private Intake(Jan)
Any one else needs to lets us know they are playing.
Jayson once again I'll step up and be a hero to these bro's of mine and captain them but do you know how many of them are playing????? I also don't care what kind of order we go in but I think we should split up because that way we can count all of the shots being taken in case somebody miscounts!!!! I also know Jan would like to be in the middle of anything but if thats not possible I know he wants to ride Tone-dog.(did I forget a word) I'm surprised that you nephews still want to golf after last week. I also noticed the funds were a little short????
Hero must not have gotten enough sleep last night at work. My pre-nuptual agreement stated in bold faced print the following; "Tone dog will not give or receive rides with, on or near any party of the Somba Handicapping Information Technology specialists, who takes part in tournament play with the intent of picking up men." So I believe I am covered. I'll get you a copy if you would like one to prevent confusions.
(my invite expired, gotta be anonymous)
Glad to hear Hero's game has come around, hope it holds up for the nephew outing as Jeffy and I do not want to be responsible for all of our hole victories. Who is riding with who?? and I can't help that Tone Dog likes to cart with me, it is appreciated though that he recognizes personality, best dressed and best game so far out of the uncles, sorry Hero 1 round doesnt count for the whole year.
Who is anonymous and i hope you guys are counting on more than jeffy he has even signed up looks like its 5 vs 2. but then again after last year i wouldnt want to show up after being beat by the 13 hole.
anonymous is tone dog. I had to send him another invite for some reason. You counted me in right saint8?
Saint8 who's your five and what two uncles are playing? I hope you counted me in or am I not allowed because of the whipping you boys took last week???????
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