For you of those who can not read i will officially post who i have for teams:
UNCLES:
Jon-It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Jan-Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
NEPHEWS:
Jayson(purple just for you)-I don’t need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course ?
Jess-Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
Jared-The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Anthony-Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Matt-You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
This is all i have. Josh and Mike cant make it as for everyone else no idea. Lots of help guys thanks. Maybe next year someone else can plan it who has not responded yet and let them see how fun it is.
11 comments:
Awesome Saint8, that was hilarious. Don't sweet the non responses, it's kind of typical for this family. Make a arrangments for 8(that's one extra than we got right now) and if more than 8 show up, than should of notified you like you have been asking for a month. Keep up the good posts.
Saint8,
That was great!! I'm rather impressed.
Jeanno is in too and perhaps Jeff, Jerome and Jim, if not perhaps the uncles should take additional shots as the nephews have many more opportunities than the uncles as of this writing. See you a week from tomorrow.
Jan, you know as well as I do that the problem is that Saint8 can't call the park the day before and say: "Hey, we have an additional 4 or 5 guys." That's his frustration and that's why he needs to know. And I don't want to hear any of this lets play at a different course than, the park is by far and away the best course around here. HANDS DOWN. As for getting shots...Hmm let me think about it. Saint8 do you remember them letting us move up a little when we played home run derby at papa and grandmas? How about when they use to demolish us on the court? How about when we played wiffle ball at the cottage? What about them spotting us touchdowns when we played match football? Do I need to recollect any further? I thought about it and if you want strokes than you are admitting that you suck and we are better. We know the answer to the first one, but the mo in carthage will argue the second the point. Look forward to see you next week. Bring some $$$ so my kids can eat in the coming weeks. I will hae Julian call you and let you know where we went to eat :)
well perhaps mark is in maybe jd who knows sam might all i am hearing is maybe and probaly and perhaps well let me put it like this your are either in or out not some where in the middle cause if that were the case maybe you guys are gonna win but realistically your not see the difference.
Jayson did Jan hit a nerve or what????? I won't need any strokes with you nephews but I would like to get paid up from last week???? Also I'm surprised you nephews and Tone-dog really want me to play after that performance last week. Jared I know how frustating it can be trying to get tee times and how many people are coming. You would think normal people would at least give you a courtesy phone call. But I guess the saints are normal. Anyways I'm looking forward to friday's killing and food at the compound. Also maybe some more donations to the hero at the card table. Also looking forward to saturday and seeing everybody which in my opinion is what the Somba is all about. Also one more thing, "Let the games begin".
I don't play for that team Hero, Jan doesn't get my nerve. I wasn't being rude to Jan, I just know that Saint8 is getting frustated and I don't blame him.
As much as I like my kids I guess I would be on the Uncles Team if I played which I don't, lucky for my bros. However, I do know the golf pro at the WGC if you want to make an appointment for a few quick lessons that may help you with the young guys!!!! Jared feel free to drop my name if it helps you, Dick is a nice guy and I am sure he would help me if you need it. Maybe you should ask him what a business membership is for the Block Team????
Enjoy the banter about the challenge. I see why Jason became a Math teacher. I thought sweat was spelled "sweat", sweet is when the uncles crush the nephews. I'm in for the challenge if my heart can take it. jeff
Jerome and Jim are doing their best to get here for the Uncle/Nephew Challenge. It's a matter of who can watch their boys. Count them in for now and I am sure if the park is the best course in town the park should have no problem filling a 2some somewhere. Jared count on 6 uncles Jeff, Jon, Jan, Jim, Jean and Jerome and worst case scenerio if they can't make it then we have some 3somes to fill in the time slot. You nephews sound awfully confident but I like the cocky chatter, it's sets up for a beautiful upset. and for the record, I never played football, whiffleball, etc. with you all so I was thinking what we healthcare execs do in our tournaments when the numbers are not even.
I will watch the boys....I am taking the day off to take one for the team of bros. If the boys want to stay at the house they are more than welcome!!!! Sorry kids but as I don't golf it the least I can do for the Uncle Team!!!!
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