So, Jon, I was telling man's best friend about you trying to drive a little golf ball to the road from your daughter's front porch. I told Jayda May that it didn't seem to go very far and I said," I should be able to do that". So, I got out of the chair and tried it for the first time ever. Well it almost went as far as Uncle Jon's. I said to Jayda "that Uncle Jon must have been a little embarrassed because he tried it again". This time the ball didn't go as far as the first time he hit it, but the club did, in the air. I didn't know in this game, if the ball didn't go very far that you got to toss the club. So, I tried it again with the ball and thank God I didn't have to throw the club because my second ball went almost to the road up near the telephone pole farther than Uncle Jon's. Well needless to say, Uncle Jon's clubs are in the backyard for Jayda to piss on them. I think that is what he said. Perhaps that will help his game a little. As for me, don't worry Jayda, I am not going to leave you to play what appears to be a very frustrating game!!!! Jayda is giving you the raspberries, Uncle Jon.
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Jay you can cart with me anytime. Even if our golf game isn't on, it is alway's joy to beat Jon anytime. Next time start the festivities a little earlier.
Jan I don't recall you beating me for any money lately. The only reason I let Jay beat me is to get him to go golfing.(at least I got him to swing a club)
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