With the economy the way it is Papa has offered some advice he came across: Liquid Assets
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago today, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. Papa calls his plan the 401-Keg.
Anyone who would like advice on when the stock goes on sale call Papa. If he could only figure out how to use the gas from his process then he'd be really sitting pretty!!!
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2 comments:
Sign me up for the 401-Keg
and bring me some sign before the election
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