Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Wanted For Questioning

If anyone has seen a lady in a red dress hanging around MVCC lately chasing a coach, please call you local authorities. Stalking is illegal. Speaking to a source close to the investigation, they said "Matt's achilles heel has always been to many hotties."

6 comments:

Papa Jay said...

Sorry Matt, I know how you feel. To bad you won't be able to play in the SOMBA Classic!!! Justyn should be able to take your place from what I heard. By the way did I tell you that they say the other side may go as well. Watch yourself playing with those old guys, you're one of them now!!! Hope you're feeling better soon. Should I send down some movies? Pretty Women? The Rose? ???

Netto Troop said...

Matt sorry to hear about what happen!!!! Let me know if you need any help going to the bathroom.

Amy said...

Gigi

Are you sure you can handle Matt going potty by yourself, or will it take a joint effort again? You know, this time of year is really busy for me, with the end of school and all

Matt

Call us if you need anything...
Jayson is about to take a 2 month vacation, he might as well do something useful. No since in wasting money for him to play golf, Uncle Jon just beats his ass everytime they go.

Anonymous said...

I think I see her everytime I get off the Utica exit. Matt, shall I pick her up and take her Watertown to meet the family???

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the wishes. After joining a golf league and playing 3+ times a week, Uncle Jon got his wish and his ego appears to be safe for another year.

Jayson Great pic!! Where did you get that? Did Papa... or Mark bring it back from their recent Baltimore trip?

Hero said...

Hey Matt I heard there was a sighting of a lady in a red dress in Montreal last weekend??? I heard there was some table dancing too.I asked your mother but she wouldn't tell me anything...